June 2012
whatididnttellthem:
buttpatrol:
51 christian freindly words for penis
51 christian freindly words for vagina
51 christian freindly words for sexual intercourse
51 christian freindly words for homosexuals
51 christian freindly words for anal sex
51 christian freindly words for breasts
51 christian freindly words for male masturbation
51 christian freindly words for butthole
51...
:’)
dirkitty:
I survived 12 years of my life with no internet
but now I can’t survive like 12 seconds waiting for a page to load
something has gone so desperately wrong
mortalkombutt:
pizzaforpresident:
OH MY GOD
My boss just texted me asking to come into work at 4:30 in the morning and I threw my phone down and was like “you’re such a faggot I fucking hate you” and then I heard the Siri confirmation noise and I picked up my phone and
hahahaha
Young Blood: conferire: One of the scariest... →
conferire: One of the scariest feelings in life is when you realize you aren’t afraid to die. You don’t look when you cross the road anymore. When you take pills you take however many come out. You’re not afraid when you hear those creepy creaking noises in your house anymore, because you…
:/